A colleague attempted to treat an 8 year old who thought pissing us off was really fun. So we had to reciprocate in kind.

It resembled this:


except with clothes on and less gay. Oh and we didn't have an umpire either, though that would have been funny.

So there we were after the devil's offspring had left, working the think tank, wondering how we can better manage kids like these in future.

1. Pills

Diazepam 5mg Stat 1 Hr before treatment. Wati or Mr Chan can help distribute at counter. Forget the prescription. We want your kids to be HAPPY!
Disgruntled parents are encouraged to have some too.







2. Tasers

Nothing says "I care" like 1,000 kilo Volts through the body. Side effects include pain and death.





3. Blowpipes

Probably can get this from some African Shaman off E-bay. Or a toy store in China. Poison darts sold separately. Batteries not included.




4. Papoose Board

Ok, maybe this is a little more elaborate than the conventional ones, but still an essential in every pedo clinic.